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[Nov. 16th, 2009|04:14 pm] |
I love late night TV. Really. The things the networks air when they think nobody is watching - like last night, on the Discovery Channel? "Jack the Ripper in New York City." Sounds a little out there, sure, but it was a decent show with a believable hypothesis. I enjoyed it, even though Artemis pretty dismissed the whole thing as poorly researched drivel based on coincidence and manufactured evidence, as he is wont to do when someone beats him to thinking up something brilliant. I, however, gave the show the benefit of the doubt... until they then had to go and ruin it by suggesting that of all people, Oscar Wilde might have been the infamous murderer.
Oscar Wilde! How does that even make sense!? |
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[Nov. 7th, 2009|01:30 am] |
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Oh, god, it's good to be home. The next time my editor says to me, "Hey, Eve - got a story for you down in [insert random Floridian city here]," I now know to say, "Thank you kindly, bossman, but I'd sooner rip my own fingernails off," instead of the usual "And my deadline is when, exactly?"
If he offers me an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii, though? I'm on the next flight outta here. Just. Not Florida. Never Florida. I hate Florida, and Florida definitely hates me.
And on top of everything else, I missed Halloween! So disappointing. I was really looking forward to it this year, too. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|10:02 pm] |
I am NOT HAPPY. Dan from Reviews is a BIG FAT LIAR and I am never ever going with him to his super secret press screenings EVER AGAIN. Chick flick, my ass. More like the fucking scariest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. That man is going to hell for tricking me into seeing Paranormal Activity, I swear to God.
Hi, my name's Eve Fontaine, and yes, I'm afraid of the dark. Or I am now, anyway. DAN, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS. |
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[Oct. 7th, 2009|11:25 am] |
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I had a dream last night that my old high school burned down during a Lady Gaga concert. I don't know what the hell she was doing in my dreams, but the other thing? Yeah, I'm not bitter about those years of my life, not bitter at all. Oh, who am I kidding. I'd watch that place burn down for real if I could.
And then I woke up to this, of all things! I can't explain it, but Artemis and I are both nervous about this upcoming book - partly because I'm so over his prepubescent shenanigans, and also because he really doesn't want the world to know that he has a hardcore elf fetish.
Oops. Looks like I spilled the beans on that one. My bad! |
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[Sep. 26th, 2009|01:06 pm] |
Ugh. Fuck this day already. I'm going back to bed and staying there until the Law & Order: Criminal Intent marathon comes on. Ugh ugh ugh. |
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[Sep. 14th, 2009|01:29 pm] |
So, after the hell that was last week, how's everybody doing? I, for one, am very glad I didn't move to NYC when I had the chance last year. I like my cities boring and free of biological warfare, thank you very much! |
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[Aug. 31st, 2009|10:34 am] |
So. Vegas was fun. Ha, especially the part where I backtalked more police. I had some help, but still - I think we've found my newest bad habit, oh yes we have! |
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[Aug. 29th, 2009|03:05 am] |
Ahh. Backtalking that police officer was so much fun. Until he arrested me, that is.
What a night. The perks of my job really are limitless. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2009|02:31 am] |
OH GOD THERE IS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER ON MY WALL.
... Um. As you were. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2009|07:55 pm] |
Well, well, well. Looks like we've got a secret society on our hands! So, how many of you are vampires, and how many are aliens? Because either way, I think my editor would love to hear about each and every one of you.
Please, Eve. Don't be so imperious. It's unseemly.
Whatever, I'm just kidding. I'm Eve, he's Artemis - and yes, he knows it's a girl's name, don't even bother to point it out, because he'll start lecturing, and no one wants to hear that, trust me. |
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